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December 8, 2009 8:25 AM

Not that Uncle Hairy made the call. How would that go?

“Little skinny hairless ones won’t leave me alone. Me want privacy!”

In this case, which I’m sure you have all been following, there was a 911 call from a couple who have been living outdoors. A San Antonio news station has the story.

The audio recording between a dispatcher and the homeless couple lasts more than eight minutes. In it, the primary caller appears sober and deliberate as she describes the beast Nov. 30.

“And I know you guys are going to think I’m crazy, but I’m dead serious,” she says on the recording. “This big thing was 75 feet away from me, smelled awful, devoured a whole deer carcass, and then took off and screamed, screeched, and took off across the street.”

“I’m going to tell you right now, I’ve lived in the woods six years. Swear to God, I’ve never seen nothing like this. I’m 6’3″; it’s bigger than me,” said her 63-year old husband.

Now here is the audio:

Hat tip Professor Hex.

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